Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Mangalore Marathon

Oh yes, it did happen. I'd really like to Blog about my vacation instead, but women are women, and solidarity comes first. We can count on this nation to redefine democracy every single time, to the extent of me putting this before my trip. Congratulations, my fellow Indians, specifically many, many men, for behaving like the stinking mound of crap that no amount of education and exposure will ever sterilize. Pride yourselves on this- Being hindus, not only have you completely failed to understand hinduism, you've also simultaneously managed to revert India back to the years of yore, when girl-child was a bad word.

What did you expect, the bravery award?

For those of you who still need an introduction, Mangalore's pub..Amnesia, I think, was raided by around 40 men (my facts are not perfect, and that's not what this post is about. Use google.) These bloody mongrels are from the so-called Sri Ram Sena, a group that not only brings total disgrace to the name of Lord Ram, it also justifies the later part of the name- Sena. An army of people, with hypocrisy and testosterone running in their veins, and so-called religion running in their stupid minds.

Normal women who were in the pub that day were beaten, molested, harassed, and there are videos all over the place of them running, running the marathon of their lives. These dastardly men, with their gonads for brains. It is pretty clear that they won't be reading this, for I'm sure they don't possess what it takes to READ, let alone use the internet, but I'm going to vent anyway.

ISSUE #1: What the heck do you know about hinduism?
So, men can do whatever the hell they want. These very same Sena Ass-wipes must we be drinking their heads off, or even dealing with ganja and narcotics. Who the hell knows? When the head of the narcotics control department in India deals in drugs, anything is possible. And Hinduism has nothing to do with pubs or drinking. The religion couldn't care less, as long as you're a decent human being, something our Sena Ass-wipes never learnt.

ISSUE #2: Again, what do you know about hinduism? Bloody idiots.
Last time I checked, folks..Molesting women wasn't recommended in ANYthing to do with hinduism. Neither was taking over law and order when it wasn't your place. You condemn women for just sitting in a pub, but god will bless you when you try grabbing them everywhere? Stupid louts. Don't you have mothers? Poor them.

ISSUE #3: The media that..did nothing.
Seriously, you HELP people in distress before you tape them getting molested! Idiots! Can't you buy someone else's video? Would you have taped your sister or mother getting molested? You should all be jailed.

ISSUE #4: This has become a political issue.
So, dear politicians, lets see your mother or sister get molested, and you being forced to sit there and watch the idiots on tv argue about politics instead of having some justice prevail. While you're in jail.
Looking forward to that, really.

Mera Bharat Mahan.
Too bad we've a population of some humans, and a million sexually frustrated, smelly, pompous ass-wipe goats.
And that's a grave insult to goats everywhere.

I hope you all die, suckers.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Hello, hey

So far, I've been super busy. Doing nothing, really..but..I've yet to feel bored. I always have enough and more that I've got happening!For instance, adt and the girls(:)) stayed over all weekend! And I've played so much wii (and watched wii playing) that I cannot look at it anymore! Anyone want to gift me new games? Will be much appreciated!

I've also got people coming over for two consecutive dinners (thanks to my super-social parents!) and a lot of gossip girl to watch! (Yeah, i thought it was lame right at the beginning too, but now I'm addicted to it! It's so weird, this transformation!) and I've a whole lot more of tv shows to watch, and beat this- I'm running out of time! In the holidays! Weird, eh?

I've also got a trip coming up..udaipur, from 20th to 27th! Those of you who are sick of my blogging, say yay! I will not be posting during that time.
Which is why I must keep these filler-posts coming right now.

See you soon-est!


Friday, January 2, 2009


I've just had a fabulous one hour- I caught up on all the blogs that I hadn't read in what can only be rightly describes as ages. This is fun. I got to see what they've been going through for the last couple of weeks. Good, eh? This blogging thing..yeah, it has some serious perks for people who like to read and write.

Anyway, happy new year! I'd actually show more enthusiasm, either by the liberal use of the ever-popular '!' or by putting up some google image of a sunrise, or fireworks or a champagne bottle. But, consider this- I didn't get to celebrate on New Years Eve. I'd an exam on jan 1st (gag moi. gag, gag, gag) and my celebrations happened last night. It was great really, all spontaneous and great. Us, my friends and I, aren't very good with the spontaneous planning. Simply because we all live in different worlds. So when we do manage to, well, (for lack of a better term) spontaneously hang out, it is brilliant.
Lets just say that I'm still recovering. *snigger*

Goodbye, 2008! The ever-clich├ęd 'good things and bad things' list is something I'd love to do, but my memory has just said tata buh-bye and vanished. Overall, I managed to get two jobs (one which I will definitely not get a call-letter for any time in the near future), I managed to pass RIA this semester (trust me- now THAT was torture) and I've had great fun..I will miss being in college. Being in final semester is just very very pathetic. Boy, does time fly. Supersonic speeds, at that.

On the flip side, I've truly made a mockery of what cannot even be classified as a CAT effort, I haven't lost weight and I haven't learnt how to manage time properly. I wish I could come up with some more fun things, but I can't. I know, I'm that pathetic. I've also embarrassed myself on way too many occasions, but I like myself even more for such things.
*snigger again*

January is looking pretty peachy, what with two trips arriving on the horizon yet again, ambition in the air and yes..I changed my blog name! Its more me, that's why. Why didn't I change it before? I have no idea. Maybe holidays makes you do things you'd ordinarily never do. I have no idea.

Also, also. People can be extremely different sometimes. And you know what I don't like? People who state the obvious ALL the time. Here's the best part- I do that a lot. I am going to change that. It annoys me beyond reason.

I also don't like people who have screen-names like 'Anon'. If that's your actual name, I'm sorry. If it isn't, I really don't know what to say- looks like the pathetic fuzzy set has lots of contenders.
(courtesy fuzzy logic. I've had a serious overdose of studying in december.)

Here's to yet another new year that doesn't feel like one, many many instances of writing 2008 by mistake, and to 2010..because there is NO way I will be studying on 31st dec, 2009.

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